The Wormhunter(the man, the legend) ,was obsessed with the giant Brown Biter worm which he saw as a child in his garden .He swore that the brown biter was a distant relative of the grass snake with the teeth of a shit house rat and the head of an infant Squirrel Monkey. He found Shoelaces, […]

Make your very own pair of pointy shoes, with our simple DIY exercise. All you need is a desire some brown tape and rolled up newspaper. Go out to the pub and ladies will be so impressed they will go MAD and piss in thier handbags!
PLEASE NOTE: These ladies in this post have a dirty […]

I come here i look at the spiders. I love the fookin dinosaurs.

Flies on the wall documentalary exploring why poor Simon won’t get down off his god damn ladder.

I like monkeys, but not ones that can stand up straight. I don’t like monkeys anymore - because of this little headstanding bastard. Just look at this dirty little monkey.
Then tell me what human can’t stand on his head whilst balancing a spinning top on a brown stick. Mind you. I think deep down I […]

I once chopped off my own head, keeping it alive for 6 months feeding myself only herrings and wood lice. I learned about this technique from my russian friends.
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Nigerian Scientists have developed the latest in leg protection, Afro Shins.