Roland Zuzzagard peered quizzically through the upper level of his bifocals at the murky brown fluid thrashing about his conical flask.
Could this be it? He pondered. Could this be the answer to the seemingly endless years of pain he had endured?

He nervously placed the flask on a pedestal constructed from bone and flashed his spindly […]

In the summer months of 2006, as the gentle spring wind gave way to the warmer breezes provided by a British summer, I discovered a series of secret parchments embedded in a false wall, deep within the bowels of a forgotten tin mine. Strange symbols were etched upon them, encrypted in an inpenetrable way. I […]