I have never regretted being being the best dancer in my town but I never thought that my fast feet would take me on such a harrowing journey. Never the less I thank god for the shoes that he gave me to dance all over in my dirty little face. Dancing always reminds me of […]

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Johnathon Slaven was a bit of a dick. He had a list of friends as long as long as half a bad joke from the mouth of a twat end. He lived in the shadow of his brother Butcher Bland, a successful dentist who boasted partnership in Fleetwoods premier dentist practice the Tooth Tree. […]